White Chasm
Caldari
Blood In Blood Out
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Posted - 2008.07.25 04:30:00 -
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Suicide Day '08 came a little early for me, since I figured I might be working most of that day.
I strap together the old carc that I wanted to get rid of since I started cross-training gallente. Hmm... my firerate chews on goats... stupid missile skills. Bah, screw it, slap some bcu1's on it. Mids? Let's see, 4 points of scram, a web, ship scanner! Blast! No cpu. Scrap the webber, update insurance. LET'S ROCK!
Looking at the ship I'm in whilst traveling the .5's in my area, I start to have doubts as to if I can kill a damned procurer in this hunk of junk. *kicks radiator*
Style! Gotta have style, she says. What in the crap can a 3 month old stylishly do?
I've got it! My old main tried this once! The High-Sec Suicide Ransom! Well... it's better than nothing.
I scope out a few systems. No way will a hulk work for this... ah ha! There's a lone retty!
I jump into his belt. Lock him and approach. Ship scan shows no defenses. Well, you only live once. Here goes...
What the? He starts talking first? OK, let's try anyhow!
Miner > I am going to give you some advice little flipper Touch the can your corp pays the price
White Chasm > Don't move, if you do, we are going to find out if i can kill you before concord arrives
White Chasm > pay me a mil and i dissapear
Miner > How about I war dec and you dissapear
*After this his hauler arrives and picks up the can, I then notice the retty pick up speed. BIBO Caracal is weapons free... aww, poot. He lives*
White Chasm > aww too slow on the fire rate lol
Miner > ROFLMAO
Miner > You Just earned a War dec
White Chasm > awesome :)
White Chasm > im shakin in my boots
Miner > Not just my corp either :P
White Chasm > see you in 48 hours
So, what CAN a three month old stylishly do? Apparently, fail, flap his gums for half an hour and *hopefully* get his one man corp wardecced. Oh, it was SO worth it! 
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 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Although it's comforting to note that the majority of pirates will be remaining single for the foreseeable future.
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